My column appears in the Louisville Eccentric Observer (LEO) every other week. Basically, I write about drinking — where to drink, what to drink, when to drink, why to drink and how much to drink. I'm always looking for ideas — new bars, favorite hangouts, crazy cheap drinks, etc. — so share your secrets. Better yet, tell me about them over a beer or two.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Today's Reason To Drink
In the words of the venerable and venereal Harry Caray: If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?
maybe if the Grand Tetons were full of milk (skim) and the slugger bat downtown was made of salami. Whats something that resembles crackers? need those too.
maybe if the Grand Tetons were full of milk (skim) and the slugger bat downtown was made of salami. Whats something that resembles crackers? need those too.
ReplyDeletei tried but i can't top a giant bat made of salami.
ReplyDeletehey, if you were stranded on a deserted island and you were a chili dog, would you eat yourself?
ReplyDeleteNow that I know what a Chili Dog is, no, I would not eat myself, thank you very much.
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