Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Today's Reason To Drink

In the words of the venerable and venereal Harry Caray: If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?

I say, only if the oceans were full of Merlot.

Hey! I'm a Cubs fan and a Bud man. Heyyy!

Happy birthday, Max.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

maybe if the Grand Tetons were full of milk (skim) and the slugger bat downtown was made of salami. Whats something that resembles crackers? need those too.

pH said...

i tried but i can't top a giant bat made of salami.

Woodford Man said...

hey, if you were stranded on a deserted island and you were a chili dog, would you eat yourself?

The Bar Belle said...

Now that I know what a Chili Dog is, no, I would not eat myself, thank you very much.