In the words of the venerable and venereal Harry Caray: If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?
I say, only if the oceans were full of Merlot.
Hey! I'm a Cubs fan and a Bud man. Heyyy!
Happy birthday, Max.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
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maybe if the Grand Tetons were full of milk (skim) and the slugger bat downtown was made of salami. Whats something that resembles crackers? need those too.
i tried but i can't top a giant bat made of salami.
hey, if you were stranded on a deserted island and you were a chili dog, would you eat yourself?
Now that I know what a Chili Dog is, no, I would not eat myself, thank you very much.
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